For the Love of Clever Words

A spasmodic collection of wrath, idiocy, and caustic attempts at humor.

killbau:

horny for a meaningful relationship

(via orthographical)

I get that I’m going to an indie college but…

The band outside my window literally sounds like the drunk karaoke of an angsty tween’s diary. 

“I am the topless murderer!!”

—   Once, a sick girl killed a spider, while everyone else was at a party.

OC Art Meme!!!

imagine-your-oc:

Send a number and I’ll draw my OC:

  1. In what they normally wear
  2. In what I’m currently wearing
  3. In a school uniform
  4. In swimwear
  5. In underwear
  6. With no clothes on
  7. In winter clothes
  8. In fancy clothes
  9. Making 3 different expressions
  10. Standing on their hands
  11. With their favorite animal
  12. Hanging out with a friend
  13. Sitting on the couch
  14. Doing something they don’t normally do
  15. Eating
  16. Playing a sport
  17. Beaten up
  18. As a kid/adult
  19. Wearing a funny hat
  20. Sleeping

(via coooooooooorvo)

impalassible-nottolove:

So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I

(via theaadventureye)

leia-reon:

i-am-a-mushroom:

tiredwinchesters:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

(via coooooooooorvo)

deusexignis:


ditched

i had to physically hold my mouth shut so i wouldn’t laugh and hurt myself this is beautiful

deusexignis:

ditched

i had to physically hold my mouth shut so i wouldn’t laugh and hurt myself this is beautiful

(via coooooooooorvo)

sketchysketti:

My first college selfie on here :D Hai!

First I felt scholarly…

sketchysketti:

My first college selfie on here :D Hai!

First I felt scholarly…

sketchysketti:

sketchysketti:

Just bought a container of Halloween Mix candy. I have no idea what I am putting into my body, but I just don’t care.

I also have Pocky.

You should come to Bard immediately. I will hide you under my bed. 

THE FALL OF THE KINGS Audiobook Anniversary!

ellenkushner:

natetronerud:

ellenkushner:

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One year ago today, 
Neil Gaiman Presents
 & SueMedia released the audiobook of the third book of the Riverside/
Swordspoint series, written by Delia Sherman & me, and read aloud by … me, making everyone sound as much like the voices I hear in my head as possible.

I’m joined by a cast of stellar audiobook actors including the great Simon Jones (Arthur Dent), Nick Sullivan (Newsies!) and Katherine Kellgren (Bloody Jack), soundscapes by SueMedia, and original music for the series by young composer Nathanael Tronerud.  

You can hear samples here, including Neil Gaiman as the King in the Dreams (an irony not lost on us!).

Throughout the day, I’ll be reblogging old posts about the novel.  I hope that this does not annoy you.

Happy first birthday, beloved audiobook!  I hope that there is cake.

I scored this audiobook, as well as the rest of the series! You can hear some of that music and more on my soundcloud:

http://soundcloud.com/natetronerudmusic

Thanks, Nate!

Everyone, go listen to his music - it’s amazing all by itself. 

(via neil-gaiman)

cas-get-into-my-ass:

deadlyspoons:

ok ice cubes are fucking badass i mean they float around in their own blood

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(via olmneely)

cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

(via olmneely)

demonica-dawson:

time-lord-ramnikul:

knitmeapony:

demonhamster:

despotic:

suicidemydarling:

gigantorthemooseking:

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.
Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

This fucking this^^^ 

I’ve always loved this.

I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.

Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.

Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.

I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.

demonica-dawson:

time-lord-ramnikul:

knitmeapony:

demonhamster:

despotic:

suicidemydarling:

gigantorthemooseking:

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.

Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

This fucking this^^^ 

I’ve always loved this.

I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.

Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.

Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.

I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.

(Source: psihoticno-sarkasticna, via epithode)

ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

(via fahrlight)