For the Love of Clever Words

A spasmodic collection of wrath, idiocy, and caustic attempts at humor.

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

(via adena-k)

voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you

(via thefreshprinceof-denmark)

comedown:

does that look like the face of a man who cannot play the drums for 24 hours straight

comedown:

does that look like the face of a man who cannot play the drums for 24 hours straight

(Source: everets, via thefreshprinceof-denmark)

misplacedland:

rielyneal:

do you ever think about who you’d be shipped with if your life was a tv show 

i do now

(via thefreshprinceof-denmark)

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

(via thefreshprinceof-denmark)

wayward-swagabond:

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

#whats next#bronal sex?#bronetration?#brorgasm?#oh yeah bro. u just hit my brostate. i love how ur brock feels in my assbrole

shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

he looked old for 14

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

(via vaginapowersactivate)

woodendreams:

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itstimeforcomics:

This comic was going to have words but it’s better without

itstimeforcomics:

This comic was going to have words but it’s better without

(via haaaaaaaaaaytham)

(Source: 7u7, via haaaaaaaaaaytham)

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

(via slowly--getting--there)